Carve: She had perfect t**s on my tombstone

British glamour model Jordan a.k.a Katie Price has revealed that she wants her gravestone inscription to pay tribute to her boobs.

 

The 29-year-old, who has had countless breast implants, recently said that she wants 'She had perfect t**s!' engraved on her tombstone.

 

"I'd like to have, 'She had perfect t**s,'" The Sun quoted her, as saying.

 

She also revealed a more sober tomb stone message, saying she'd want it to read 'Wonder Woman.'

 

"'Wonder Woman.' I'd like that after all I've been through - having kids, trying to make everyone else happy and working hard," she said

Jordan slaps sex ban on hubby Peter Andre!

Glamour model Jordan is extremely glad that hubby Peter Andre is back home after a scare of viral meningitis. However, that doesn't mean that she will let him get intimate with her in the bedroom.

Jordan, who is pregnant with the couple's second child, is worried that all the medicines pumped into her hubby will harm their unborn baby. And so, she's put him on a sex ban.

"I said to him, 'I'm not having your medicine balls near me yet!'" The Sun quoted her, as saying.

"We haven't had a proper snog yet because I don't want to get anything and he doesn't want to give me anything. So we are being really careful," she added.

However, what they are enjoying to their hearts content is all the cuddling they missed out on while Andre was in the hospital.

"We've just been cuddling and it is so nice just to have Pete back in bed, watching telly. I absolutely love it. This house is not a home without Pete. It's so quiet without him. He is back and it's like the house is alive again," she said.

The 'Mysterious Girl' also opened up about his illness, and admitted that there was a time when he feared that he wouldn't pull through.

"I was just getting worse and worse. I was moved to an isolation room and all they kept doing was test after test. I was petrified," he said.

Jordan forces hubby to be pregnant too!

English glamour model Jordan has forced her singer hubby Peter Andre to wear a fake stomach to make him realise what a woman goes through while she is pregnant.

Jordan, a.k.a. Katie Price, made Andre wear a 30lb "empathy belly" with false boobs and a bump, because she wanted him to "suffer" like she is with her third child coming.

"I thought it would be funny to put Pete in one for a few hours. He immediately started complaining about backache, his breathing, everything!" The Sun quoted Jordan as saying.

However, Pete, who has a new tattoo of Jordan's real name Katie on his ring finger, seemed to have realised the pains of pregnancy.

"I appreciate what she's going through — it was awful," Pete said.

Jordan, who is looking for a house in LA, also revealed that she is off sex for a while.

"I feel really gross and I'm knackered so the last thing I want to do is have sex," she said.