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Thursday, June 08, 2006

Jessica gets dolphins horny


Jessica gets dolphins hornyWATER BABE: Jessica Alba


HOLLYWOOD cutie Jessica Alba is so hot, she even gets dolphins horny when she goes scuba diving.
The actress discovered the cetacean mammals got aroused by her presence when she was shooting dolphin drama, Flipper.
She told MTV, "I don't know if anybody know this but dolphins get excited,even when you are a human being -- and they have long, long...(penises).
"I didn't know this until i was being poked by a few of them, which was very rude."
"I think, I learned my lesson. I sort of respect female dolphins after that because those are horny little b*******"
Jessica says the dolphin dilemma has become a constant joke with her pals.
She added, "Needless to say, my closest friends and family did dolphins squeaking noises for the next five years, which was pretty annoying."

42 comments:

flipz said...

FUCKING STUPID!

Anonymous said...

THAT WAS KIND OF NASTY!

Anonymous said...

God, talk about igorant. They weren't horny, that's what they do when you are invading their space, they were pissed! And who can blame them, arrogant BITCH!

Anonymous said...

No, dolphins really are horny. They are the only creatures on the planet (except for humans) that have sex for fun. Read a book.

Anonymous said...

Hey IT's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year round !!

Anonymous said...

hahaha kinda rude? bet the chemicals in her makeup went through the skin and in too her "brain"

Anonymous said...

FUCK ALL YOU UGLY NERDS

Anonymous said...

that was SOOOO fake, dolphins do not have large enough of a brain proximity to get horny off a human. thats WAY too fake. i think maybe it was the other way around. she prolly got horny from them...

Anonymous said...

Jessica Alba could give a dog a bone. Yea

Anonymous said...

Dolphins and humans aren't the only species that have sex for fun.

I think that biology video I saw said something about bonobos. Or some kind of primate.

Anonymous said...

Bet she did one

Katie R. said...

I know what she means. My family and i went to seaworld a few years ago and we were in the undergroung cave wacthing the dolphines swime by when one of themgot horny and started to provac the femails. i counlden't beleive it. they were do it right in frount of everyone. Did i mention that a few minutes bedfore, i had stuck my hand in the water?!!

carli981 said...

sorry that happened to you jessica and inore what the other stupid retardes say about it i mean what do they know anyways

El-Diablo said...

I agree with the guy that said "fuck all you ugly nerds"! I thought I was gonna see that chick in the water bein' humped by a dolphin, or at least a dolphin with a bonner in the background? Just some lame nerd pic of sum dimwit with her clothes ON. Ya know nerds, you can see BOOBIES on the internets too.

Anonymous said...

You're all gay!

Grover said...

"Dolphins and humans aren't the only species that have sex for fun."

Hold on a sec... as far as I know, only humans have the knowledge of the function of sex as a means of reproduction. The only reason any other beings but humans have sex is for fun. Do you think your cat, howling in the middle of the night and waking you and your neighbors up, is thinking "Gee, this is a fine female specimen. I think I'll impregnate her to continue the feline race!"

No.

He's thinking "Yay! Pussy!" just like every other creature aside from fanatical religious types who screw through a sheet with a hole in it, simply to procreate and God forbid gain any enjoyment.

But that's a whole 'nother can of worms. :-)

Anonymous said...

Pigs can have orgasm till up to 30 minits :D
Y WAS SHE LOOKIN AT THE DOLPHINS PENISES???

Anonymous said...

btw, thats total bollocks

Anonymous said...

HEY THIS SITE IS OUR SCHOOL SITE, AY JONY RAFAYALE IS A GAY KUNT CALDIAN MUTHER FUCKER FUK HIM GAY KUNT UGLY SON OF A BITCH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

damn i feel bad for the dolphin

Anonymous said...

AMAZING! they should hav poked her mor.

Anonymous said...

shes hottttttt

Anonymous said...

EVEN MY MY SHEEPS BETTER LOOKING THEN HER! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
*GIBBERS IN A CORNER*

Anonymous said...

actually you son of a bitch dolphins have the second largest brain in the world i with that one gouy read a god damn book fuck tard

Anonymous said...

They were not horny, she was just being ignorant. Dolphins do not get turned on by humans, and there's no way they would crowd around her like that for any other reason than they felt threatened. It's an urban myth that dolphins & humans are the only creatures that have sex for fun, just btw. But nonetheless, a human is far less likely to make a dolphin horny that vice versa. I'd say she made up the story to get attention.

Anonymous said...

wtf why would ne dolphin get horny!?!

Anonymous said...

THIS IS REALLY GAY!!!WHERES THE DOLPHINS? ALL YOU SEE IS THIS STUPID ASS BITCH!!!!WTF! YOU CALL THIS FUNNY?

Anonymous said...

ur all wankers!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

u all should stop swearing so much.
u dont look intelligent and using capital letters doesnt get ur point across any more than using small case, just makes u look like ure reeeeealli wound up otha nothing!
and using the words 'gay' and 'retard' is veri politicalli incorrect.

anyways i dont believe it.
if the dolphin has sex for fun... WHY would it get turned on by a different species?
unless these were all like, beastality dolphins or something? eitha the tabloids just made this up.
or shes dimmer than i thought.
or shes saying it for attention.
i think all are equalli as likely to be perfectli honest
anyways
ure all taking this veri personalli
*love hugs and pixie dust*
xlucyx

Anonymous said...

I think the whole thing is a big joke and all but thats only my oppinion

Anonymous said...

i think its all a big joke and alba doesnt even no that people have said this bout her

Anonymous said...

who gives shes hot

Anonymous said...

GAWD your all fucking retared like "ERrr I know what a dolphin is its a fish with penises" did any of oy people know that have been documented causes of doplhins trying to rape women and some of the even ddrowned!? do some fucking research before you open your big fat suck hole

Anonymous said...

OK, people, though this was a little weird, there's NO REASON to act like a bunch of 2 year olds. Though it wasn't funny, plainly it was just stupid, you don't have to cuss to prove the point.

Leave it to that.

Anonymous said...

ok, for one it is posible, and its really stupid but the retards who commented like 500 times should fck off and go suck a toad.

Anonymous said...

You all should learn how to spell. Honestly, typing out the word "you" isn't difficult. And to the idiot who apologized to Jessica about the "retardes"... sorry, she won't be reading this.
Further more, the dolphins that played Flipper and others in the movie were female. Male dolphins get aggressive when around each other. Like most celebrity gossip, this is fake.

anonymous said...

How do you even know this is true??? ATTENTION! (that's all)

anonymous said...

she is fucken hot shed give me a boner

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Anonymous said...

A dolphin is a mammal not a fish and mammal all mammals make pharmones to attrakt mates this it can happen just as stated in the story just like a dog humping your leg (dolphins were dogs 100,000 years ago check it out)you don't like it you try to stop it but it still happens

Anonymous said...

I think the dolphins made her horny & not the other way round.Besides thi is all made up!

Anonymous said...

You are all entertaininng a stupid topic,don't u have better things to do than to just comment on this 'unjuicy' topic.U should get yourselves hobbies